Give me money to fuck sh*T up.

To become an investor:

I accept financial allocations to my pursuits. To support and secure a place in My life and purpose, you will need only explain why I should consider your capital and resources at my disposal and which -- if any -- auxiliary resources you will be contributing to my ventures. We will find an arrangement if your presence creates Value in my life and the lives of those I, in turn, seek to enrich.

I believe any time spent on either of our parts should be considered a joint venture, not a diversion.

After an initial ... verification, you will be given a brief 10-minute interview with Me personally.  During this time I will ask questions designed to determine the compatibility of our intent.

Of course, to play at this level requires an initial validation of your position (otherwise known as due diligence, as you may be aware) before discussion of terms could even occur. Make an investment or an INITIAL TRIBUTE, then submit your inquiry via my CONTACT page.