ALTHOUGH I HAVE A PARTICULAR FONDNESS FOR CASH-IN-HAND TRANSACTIONS, I CAN APPRECIATE A MAN WHO UNDERSTANDS THE NEED TO SUBVERT IRRATIONAL TECHNICAL, ECONOMIC, AND SOCIAL CLIMATES IN THIS SINGULAR WAY.


MODERN METHODS:  

MAINSTREAM OPTIONS (Low- or No-fee for me to accept payments):

 

  • GROCK.ME/SMITH

  • VENMO*

  • TRANSFERWISE (LOW-FEE FOREIGN EXCHANGE SERVICE)*

  • GOOGLE WALLET*

  • VISA, MASTERCARD & AMEX GIFTCARDS*

  • DIRECT REAL ASSET TRANSFERS.

  • LITERAL CASH, SECURED AND MAILED.

  • AMAZON GIFT CARDS & ALLOWANCE

  • Cryptocurrency rigs (btc, eth)


    ADULT SPECIFIC OPTIONS: 

  • iWantClips* (gross-up to cover their 30% cut)

  • NITEFLIRT* (gross-up to cover their 30% cut)

  • DeliveryCode* (wishlist w a cash transfer option @ 20% fee). 


ALL requests and giftcards sent to ELLE@BARDOTSMITH.COM

PO BOX: 

Box 41705
Providence, RI
02940


* THESE METHODS ARE ANONYMOUS TO ME EXCEPT FOR YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS / USERNAME. PUSSIES.

* IF YOU MUST MAKE GENERAL INQUIRY, INCLUDE A GIFTCARD / SMALL TRIBUTE. THERE IS NOTHING WE NEED TO DISCUSS IF YOU ARE NOT PAYING ME FOR THE TIME IT TAKES ME TO READ AND CONSIDER IT. IF YOU DIDN'T THINK MY CONSIDERATION IS VALUABLE, YOU WOULD NOT BE SEEKING IT. 

PAY OR DIE. AND HAVE A NICE DAY. <3