ALTHOUGH I HAVE A PARTICULAR FONDNESS FOR CASH-IN-HAND TRANSACTIONS, I CAN APPRECIATE A MAN WHO UNDERSTANDS THE NEED TO SUBVERT IRRATIONAL TECHNICAL, ECONOMIC, AND SOCIAL CLIMATES IN THIS SINGULAR WAY.

MODERN METHODS:  

WISHLISTS + CASH GIFTING OPTIONS FOR LIFESTYLE EXPENSES

MAINSTREAM OPTIONS (Low- or No-fee for me to accept payments):

  • V*NMO*

  • C*SH APP

  • APPLE P*Y

  • GOOGLE PAY*

  • VISA, MASTERCARD & AMEX GIFTCARDS*

  • DIRECT REAL ASSET TRANSFERS and WiRES to my business account.

  • LITERAL CASH, SECURED AND MAILED (inquire for private mailbox address).

  • Cryptocurrency ($BTC, $ETH, $SOL), arbitrage and direct transfers. 

    Many of these methods require you to know my username. Inquire via tribute on another platform to demonstrate your sincerity in acquiring this information.

ADULT SPECIFIC OPTIONS:*

Adult industry payment processors take a 20-40% of everything you send to me. Pretax. So it is preferable to me (and less humiliating for you) to find a way to avoid using adult sites to send my money.

ALL requests and giftcards sent to SMITHDAHLIA@PM.ME

* THESE METHODS ARE ANONYMOUS TO ME EXCEPT FOR YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS / USERNAME. 

* IF YOU MUST MAKE GENERAL INQUIRY, INCLUDE A GIFTCARD / SMALL TRIBUTE. THERE IS NOTHING WE NEED TO DISCUSS IF YOU ARE NOT PAYING ME FOR THE TIME IT TAKES ME TO READ AND CONSIDER IT. IF YOU DIDN'T THINK MY CONSIDERATION IS VALUABLE, YOU WOULD NOT BE SEEKING IT. 

PAY OR GO AWAY. AND HAVE A NICE DAY. <3